The Warsaw Bronze
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
Sunday, 6 April 2014
Barford is to announce that he intends to send his toupee on holiday, for an unexpected break over the next few weeks. Ever since he has sported that ridicules hair piece, which resembles road kill on the M1, he has become the butt of every joke.
After going prematurely bald at the age of two, Barford has tried to hide his bald plate with a number of remedies from cow pats to the dead rat comb over. In his latest attempt to impress the gay community, he has gone for the ''Herr Flick'' look, which looks like it is reinforced with quick setting concrete, with a hint of Mr Whippy 99 ice cream twirl.
There have been reports of people trying to surf the wave at the front!
Posted by Kurt Adams at 07:08