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Saturday, 20 April 2013

 The new Barford detector, designed to put the detected objects back in the ground, to the depth of 6ft.



Tuesday, 16 April 2013



Paul Barford, burning bright,
In the woodlands of the night,
Machine in hand, and digging deep,
Excited by a bleep , bleep ,bleep,
Night owls descend upon the land,
On scheduled sites, the shadowed hand,
Nigel calls him with a hoot,
To indicate he’s found some loot,
Paul dressed head to foot in black,
With shit on head, piled in a stack,
They’ll never see me with this disguise,
his head is covered with shitty flies,
As they rummage through the grass,
Nigel slips one up Paul ‘s arse,
Must be some sort of night time attraction,
As Nigel writes for hemorrhoid action,
A gripping thriller, if you have no brain,
But read by archies, all the same.
 

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Anyone want to meet the great man now is your chance.!

http://www.ucs.ac.uk/About/Events/Event-details-page.aspx?id=20172




It will be nice to meet you Paul!